Humor Quotes On Life

Blessing mankind greatest the secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.

Humor quotes on life. The world owes you nothing. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life. I consider myself a crayon. I really should do something with my life. Life is not about how you survive the storm it s about how you dance in the rain. I may not be your favorite color but one day you ll need me to complete your picture. 42 really funny life quotes my theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.

Get busy living or get busy dying. The purpose of our lives is to be happy. Our collection of funny quotes which are short easy to remember but still hilarious all my life i tho air was free until i bough bag of chips 1. Don t go around saying the world owes you a living. It was here first. You only live once but if you do it right once is enough. And i m not sure about the universe.

So many books so little time. The universe and human stupidity. Two things are infinite. Life graduation wise. For more quotes see part two of this post here. The mind replays what the heart can t delete 2. From the movie ed tv build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour.

There is no humor in heaven. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke thoroughly used up totally worn out and loudly proclaiming wow. Laugh as much as possible always laugh. Humor really is our saving grace and it helps keep us psychologically healthy. Life is what happens when you re busy making other plans.