25+ Humor Quote Of The Day

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It s a beautiful day to leave me alone. If you re feeling extra desperate for a laugh and who isn t here are 50 jokes so bad that you can t help but giggle. Funny quotes of the day 1. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Read on for the funny quotes you need to get you through quarantine. Life s burdensare lighterwhen i laughat myself. When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour.

I honestly think it s the thing i like most to laugh. Have you ever made a toy squeak its last squeak it changes you man 3. Love me people laugh. Jonathan lockwood huie. Morning you drunk ugly when you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. People say nothing is impossible but i do nothing every day. These 100 hilarious quips and funny work quotes poke fun at the ups and downs of being a working professional and are guaranteed to make any day on the job better.

Gentlemen you can t fight in here. It s probably the most important thing in a person. This is the war room. A day without laughter is a day wasted. My mother always used to. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.