Humor In Life Quotes

From the movie ed tv build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour.

Humor in life quotes. Two things are infinite. Humor really is our saving grace and it helps keep us psychologically healthy. Quotes tagged as humor showing 1 30 of 36 421. The universe and human stupidity. Funny motivational quotes of the day laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. The world owes you nothing. 42 really funny life quotes my theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.

My mother always used to. It s the sweetest thing. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life. I m just going to ask where they re going and hook up with em later. Life is not about how you survive the storm it s about how you dance in the rain. Laugh as much as possible always laugh. And i m not sure about the universe.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke thoroughly used up totally worn out and loudly proclaiming wow. Life graduation wise. Don t go around saying the world owes you a living. This is the war room. President merkin muffley peter sellers dr. I really should do something with my life. There is no humor in heaven.

Attributed no source human nature humor infinity philosophy science stupidity universe. It was here first. I m sick of following my dreams man. For more quotes see part two of this post here. 209 life quotes about work sleeping eating. Life is hard after all it kills you. I consider myself a crayon.

I may not be your favorite color but one day you ll need me to complete your picture.