20+ Dark Humor Quotes About Life

And i said i gotta use that one paul simon 16 life is hard.

Dark humor quotes about life. Pepper come in a bottle. His wife is dead. I can t remember the last time i ate a monkey. Sometimes we have to see the funny side of life in order to keep going. There was a dish called mother and child reunion. I keep it in a jar on m. Patrick hamilton at the concusion of the slaves of solitude.

Dark humor quotes about life and death 14 do not take life too seriously. But i decided to abort. The people are fucked george carlin carlin was well known for his. A brick i was going to tell a dead baby joke. George carlin on planets and people the planet is fine. With so much humor in the world we ve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond. They don t know where home is.

Life can be full of hard times this is when we have to hang on the things and moments that make us laugh the most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity. The boy turns to him and says hey mister it s getting really dark and i m scared. A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. You just have to look at the funny part of life to find laughter where you think you can t. Why does helen keller hate porcupines.

What s red and bad for your teeth. It s chicken and eggs. Why can t orphans play baseball. In chestnut hill money didn t talk but it drank and played a lot of golf. The friend in my adversity i shall always cherish most. Despite my ghoulish reputation i really have the heart of a small boy. They re painful to look at.