21+ Business Consultant Humor

Imagine if that harvard educated consultant was also a vegan an atheist and also a cross fitter.

Business consultant humor. Uh oh cross fitter in the house. Someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. Second man says it s half empty. As a business consultant i am a voracious reader of self help books case studies of thriving companies and the biographies and autobiographies of the world s most successful people. I relentlessly implement the best ideas into my businesses. With all of this fanfare it s no wonder why people outside the biz want to make fun of us. A consultant is.

You d never get them to shut up. Set in three non rhyming metrical units of 5 7 and 5 syllables the consultant haiku expresses both the profession s philosophy and the innermost unspoken feelings of a consultant pursuing truth beauty and elusive clients. My client calls me six figures if you come now. Matt corboy jay ellis kristin wald daved wilkins emily churchill. Directed edited by. If you re going to be working in the industry you won t get far without a sense of humor. The tourist complimented the mexican on the quality of his fish and.

He is a management consultant. How do you know a consultant is from harvard he will tell you oh god. He is a pessimist. 263 7k followers 1 169 following 1 270 posts see instagram photos and videos from consultinghumor. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. One man says it s half full. Perhaps the most aspirational haiku.

He is an optimist. There was a glass of water on the table.