20+ Baby Humor Quotes

Funny baby sayings and quotes.

Baby humor quotes. Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Having my baby fall asleep in my arms takes away all of my worries and stresses. Said every parent ever 50 mommy 50 daddy 100 perfect. Children reinvent your world for you. Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. A sense of complete and total peace. Here are 101 funny baby quotes that will make you laugh and appreciate your time with your little one.

When your first baby drops. Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house. Use these humorous newborn quotes and. We handpicked these baby quotes in the hopes of giving you some laughs. Funny baby quotes henry robin. Funny baby quotes even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections children tend to be sticky fran lebowitz if evolution really works how come mothers only have two hands milton berle perfection only exists in babies and pastries gayle wray the most precious jewels.

Funny baby quotes funny quotes for parents of newborn babies. Every baby needs a lap. As a mother my job is to take care of what is possible and trust god with the impossible. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don t have one. A sleeping baby is the new happy hour. The hot moist smell of babies fresh from naps.